3 Funny Jokes That Can Make Anybody Laugh

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Here are some funny jokes for kids that have kept my kids laughing hysterically.   We did a call out for the best jokes on our FB page and couldn't believe the overwhelming response and giggles! Big thanks to all of you for contributing a funny joke on our facebook wall and add your favorite joke of the day to the comments below and I will keep adding suggested jokes and and adding them…

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Nothing is better than hearing kids laugh out loud!

Funny Jokes for Kids

Do your kids have a favorite joke that was missed?   Add it into the comments here at Kids Activities Blog! <–don't miss reading the comments because there are so many more silly jokes for kids there!

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I buried my funnybone out in the backyard…

Animal Jokes for Kids

1 – Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a jar of jelly beans?….. They hide pretty good, don't they!?! – Pamela

2 – Why cant a tyrannosaurus clap? Its extinct – Sharyce

3 – What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck – Jodie

4 – What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesawus. – Brenda

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Let's tell a dinosaur joke!

5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus. – Stacey

6 – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tina

7 – Knock knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? No, silly cows don't say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie

8 – Girl: Why is your nose so swollen?
Boy: I was smelling a brose.
Girl: Silly! There's no "b" in rose.
Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

9 – Knock knock.   Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interr…
MOO!!
(This joke is hard to write out. The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!!
Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!)   – Keri

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10 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amber

11 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kim

12 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candice

13 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. – Brenda

14 – Knock knock . . . who's there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jenna

15 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Laken

16 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. – Brenda

17 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. -Lisa

18 – Q: What is a koala's favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra

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Let's tell a chicken joke!

19 – What do you call a chicken who counts it's eggs? A mathema-CHICKEN – Tammy

20 – Q: What kind of photos will you find on a turtle's phone? A:SHELLfies! -Charlotte

21 – What's a cat's favorite color? PURRRRRR-ple! -Lauren

Funny Animal Joke Books for Kids

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I can't stop giggling…

22 – Why did the dino cross the road? No chickens were alive! – Betty

23 – Where do cows go for fun? The Moooo-vies! – Jen

24 – What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The OUTSIDE! -Natalie

25 – What did the cheetah say after dinner? That hit the spot, spot, spot, spot. – Teri

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! {giggle}

Hilarious Jokes for Preschoolers

26 – Why is 6 terrified of 7? Because 7 "8" 9! – Kelly

27 – Q: What did "0" say to "8"? A: Nice belt! – Shanon

28 – Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Well, don't cry it's only me! – Claire

29 – What flower do you wear on your face? Two-lips! – Barbara

30 – What did one eye say to the other eye? Don't look now, but something between us smells.- Brenda

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31 – What's brown and sticky? A stick! – Megan

32 – What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick!- Tina

33 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? – Kailey

34 – What's white and black and read all over? A newspaper – Amy

35 – Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep? A: you "rocket"! – Kristi

36 – Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Dude, do you smell carrots? -Toben

37 – What did the Mama Buffalo say to her Baby Buffalo when she dropped him off at school? BI-SON! -Beverly

38 – Q: What do you call wooden cubes enjoying a happy gathering? A: A block party! -Sara

39 – What do farmers give each other on Valentines Day?? Lots of HOGS & kisses! -Kelli

40 – What is the scariest tree? BamBOO! -Summer

41 – How did Elsa lose her balloon? She "Let it go!" – Katie

Funny Preschool Joke Books

42 – Name a tiny tree! A palm tree! It fits in your hand! – Ren

43 – What do you call a daddy corncob? Pop corn! – Ryan

What school does a banana attend? Sundae School! {giggle}

Silly Kid Jokes about Food

44 – Two muffins in an oven. One says, "sure is hot in here!" Other one says, "Holy smokes! A talking muffin!" – Nate

45 – What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot – Kristin

46 – Why did the orange lose the race? – because he ran out of juice – Jessie

47 – Where do Pirates like to eat? ARRRRby's (Arby's) – Danyale

48 – What kind of shoes do bananas wear? Slippers! – Renee

49 – Why wont cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! – Colleen

50 – What has eyes, but can't see? A potato! -Randi

51 – Q: What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? A: Cool Ranch! -Ellyn

52 – Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon-AID! – Jac

53 – Knock Knock! Who's there. LETTUCE… Lettuce Who? –>Lettuce in it's cold outside! -Crystal

54 – Q: Do you know what "muffins" spelled backwards is? A:It's what you do when you take them out of the oven…SNIFFUM!!! -Julie

55 – What did the french fry say to the slow hamburger? KETCHUP! -Alice

56 – Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? A:Ba-na-na-na (to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth) – Teri

Funny Food Joke Books for Kids

Lettuce Laugh book - 600 corny jokes about food.  Cover has several lettuce leaves with googly eyes
Lettuce Laugh Jokes for Kids!
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What did one potty say to the other? You look a little flushed! {giggle}

Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functions

56 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet??? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Sam

57 – What goes "Ha Ha Ha plop?" Someone laughing their head off. – Pamela

58 – Why couldn't the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn't have the guts!   – Jessica

59 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. – Lindy

60 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – Jessica

61 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – Colleen

62 – What's a French person in the bathroom? A "You're-a-pee-in" (European). – Texas Garden

63 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – Sarah

64 – Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-'ere! – Tammy

Best Dad Jokes for Kids

65 – Where does Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase! -Lisa

66 – How do you plan a party in space? You planet! -Ellen

67 – What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? THUNDERWEAR! -Lesley

68 – Why is a magician so good at hockey? Because he can do a hat trick! -Rikki

69 – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: TOAD! – Rockee

70 – Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He was going to HIGH school. (ba-dum-tss) – Kristin

71 – Q: What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! -Molly

72 – What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake! -Randi

73 – Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Do you want to go to the moooooovies? -Apolonia

74 – What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick! -Maureen

75 – Q: Have you seen the dog bowl? A: I didn't know our dog could bowl… -Chris

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Leave a comment with a joke that makes your kids laugh. We want to keep collecting the funniest jokes for kids for eternity…!

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